Amen to that.Okay but like, here.
Girls don’t let you touch them very often. I am a girl. I let you touch me.
I never expect or allow guys to buy me things on first dates because it’s weird.
This is not the first date.
I took a SHOWER for you.
Now buy me dinner, bitch.
(Source: effinglioness)
stereotypical ‘you go girl’ hand movements*